I saw this show and it said that nothing ever really touches anything else, we never really touch each other, we may physically but our atoms never bump and they always keep a safe distance apart, and it sounds kind of sad because it means you never touch the ones you love, but it also makes me feel nice knowing that that you never really touched me after all

April 20, 2014 11:57 pm (Ardenwood.tumblr.com)


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Anonymous asked
Men aren't dirt, you're just hard to understand and... coarse. You said you prefer woods, what sort of woods do you prefer?

~ i am hard 2 understand ~


Last day of poetry class

Last day of poetry class





"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

Actually, Starbucks size charts come from their two original sizes, which were short and tall. They only sold hot, freshly brewed coffee at the Pike Place Market in Seattle. Starbucks did not brew espresso drinks until Howard Schultz, CEO desired to bring the ‘coffee-house’ standard back from Europe, where he tried a latte for the first time. Grande was introduced later on, as the store expanded, when the demand for a size larger than 12 oz became overwhelming. The same goes for Venti and the newest size, Trenta.

Basically Americans are fat and they need a 20 oz option. Order a short next time.

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you know what really churns my butter

when guys wear athletic apparel

like let me be your goalkeeper you sexy piece of shit

don’t mean to judge or anything but did you really just use the term ‘churns my butter’??

gotta stay true to myself because there’s no1-idratherbe-thanme