hay

 

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

Actually, Starbucks size charts come from their two original sizes, which were short and tall. They only sold hot, freshly brewed coffee at the Pike Place Market in Seattle. Starbucks did not brew espresso drinks until Howard Schultz, CEO desired to bring the ‘coffee-house’ standard back from Europe, where he tried a latte for the first time. Grande was introduced later on, as the store expanded, when the demand for a size larger than 12 oz became overwhelming. The same goes for Venti and the newest size, Trenta.

Basically Americans are fat and they need a 20 oz option. Order a short next time.

(Source: whamboombamm)

gorilllas:

no1-idratherbe-thanme:

gorilllas:

you know what really churns my butter

when guys wear athletic apparel

like let me be your goalkeeper you sexy piece of shit

don’t mean to judge or anything but did you really just use the term ‘churns my butter’??

gotta stay true to myself because there’s no1-idratherbe-thanme

brigwife:

i wanna be 50’s housewife with aprons and pincurls but i wanna be a nerdgirl with oversized t-shirts and messy hair but i wanna be an elf with long hair and flowy dresses but i wanna be a ninja-pirate-wizard but i want to be a little school kid but i wanna be an artist but i wanna be princess but i wanna be a happy wee hobbit but i wanna be nursery-school teacher but i wanna be ballet dancer but i wanna be knight in shining armour but i wanna-

do you see my problem

generalbooty:

im looking for something much more than looks in a boy. its all about the personality. its the way he hugs you tight, its how comfortable you can be with him, its not being afraid to be someone you’re not, its waking up every morning with a smile on your face, its the way he looks at you and sees his whole world, its the remix to ignition, hot n fresh out the kitchen mama rolling that body got every man in here wishin

relevance level i cant even